Fun in the rain in Carmel Valley!
No, not the 1996 action flick starring Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken, a crook hired by the government to save the First Daughter from the now-island of Los Angeles.
But you were close! I’m actually referring to me, in real life, getting out of LA for a week and hanging out in Carmel Valley with my girlfriend and her family. It’s super nice up here; the air is fresh and smells of trees and fireplaces, plus it’s super clean and quiet. It’s a wonderful and much needed… ESCAPE FROM LA!! And it’s great timing, too, because good ol’ California is allowing restaurants to open for outdoor dining again and I’m finally feeling good enough to walk around without a limp! So after this weekend it looks like I’ll be heading back to work. Here’s hoping we start vaccinating the shit out of people ASAP so we can all stay healthy while we’re back to making some money. Time will tell!
Alright I’m gonna go stare at my fantasy basketball teams and meticulously check any news related to NBA players being injured, resting, or having recently tested positive for COVID-19. If you can’t physically play basketball anymore because you’re old and weak and there’s a virus outside killing hundreds of thousands of people, well, then you just gotta watch a bunch of basketball and also pretend to me the manager of a team or two!
In conclusion, remember: if you take issue with abortion while simultaneously believing that the murder of several children while they were at school was faked, something is super wrong with the organ that your skull is housing. OK, bye!
LISTENING TO
PUSH, by Jocelyn Mackenzie
READING
Memoirs and Misinformation
WATCHING
Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez
DRINKING
So much coffee.